This man had a dream.
That dream was to wear a big, bastard shirt made entirely of gold. Yes, this shirt may be ostentatious, weigh a ton (7lbs to be precise), he will stink of money and I’m sure if he sold it, he could live forever off the earnings. Never mind that the whole world is in a recession, this man stuck to his guns and his dream came true, dammit.
There is only one thing I have to say.
Mr Phuge, you may be ‘blinging’ but…you ain’t no Mr. T.