Worst Excuse Ever.

Picture the scene…

Police officer: ‘Excuse me sir, what are you doing in your car with a prostitute?’

Kerb crawler: ‘We’re talking, officer.’

Police officer: ‘About what, exactly? From where I’m standing it looks like you’re about to have sex with her.’

Kerb crawler: ‘Not at all, we’re discussing the price of tomatoes.’

Like I said: Worst. Excuse. Ever.

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